Halloween is every day for Muslims

Named after Muhammad’s 6-year-old bride, UK Muslimah Aishah Azmi wanted to stir the pot. She was hired at a Church of England faith school as an “ethnic minority achievement curriculum support assistant.” In other words, a political-correctness-driven position that she probably got simply for her ethnic minority and/or Muslim background. A large portion of her job was to teach immigrant kids how to keep from butchering the English language. However, when she was asked to assist a male teacher, Azmi transformed into a frightening ringwraith.

Unable to bear the thought of a man looking upon her countenance, Azmi put on the niqab, and walked into the classroom in ringwraith form. Its students were rightly horrified since the class had nothing to do with walking into Mordor or killing midgets with hairy feet. Azmi had been hired while wearing the Islamic headbag, but with her face exposed. The ringwraith attempted to justify its transformation, claiming it was required of women to fully cover their faces around non-related men. This assertion was based on fatwas it had heard from fundamentalist imams whose word it took to heart. This is fairly typical behavior for Muslims – they don’t question what their religious “superiors” ask of them, regardless how obscene or silly.

The ringwraith was then asked to show its face when around students, since many of the children found its presence to be unnerving. Gee, I wonder why, perhaps it’s because fully-cloaked, unidentifiable menaces are villains in like every epic fantasy movie ever? The ringwraith’s speech was also reportedly less comprehensible. However, that didn’t stop it from trying to talk to the children, who probably shivered in fear each time it passed by.

Apparently the ringwraith spawned an offspring with its mate. The exact process by which the infant was formed remains up to speculation, but I would imagine it’s something akin to how people are turned into vampires in True Blood.

The ringwraith was suspended, then dismissed from its position after refusing to de-cloak. Of course, like any nefarious villain that refuses to surrender or die, it took its case to court. “Ministers’ intervention in my case, against the code, makes me fearful of the consequences for Muslim women in this country who want to work,” said the ringwraith when interviewed. “Muslim women who wear the veil are not aliens. Politicians need to recognize that what they say can have a very dangerous impact on the lives of the minorities they treat as outcasts.” I wonder why ringwraiths are outcasts… hmm… could it possibly be the horror they instill in others, or the complete unwillingness to integrate into the society which they claim to be a part of? They are parasites, predators who prey upon the boundless naïveté of politically-correct leftist cretins. As for not being aliens – uhh, they could very well be, there’s no way to tell what’s underneath the black cloth.

Thankfully, the ringwraith didn’t get its job back, but it was given £1,100 for “victimization.” The real victims are the children in its classroom, who probably had to hear it babbling about jihad and the eye of Allah and/or Sauron.

During and after its court case, the ringwraith got all the attention it could possibly want, getting bludgeoned by the media and intellectually obliterated time and time again, like this interview.

Samantha Lewthwaite, the “white widow.” What loose morals she has, showing her hair!

As of the end of part 1, Muslim convert Samantha “Sherafiyah” Lewthwaite was on the run with al Qaeda-linked terror group al-Shabaab. Lewthwaite, whose last name is pronounced like “lose weight” with a lisp, is originally from the UK. Her parents divorced during her early adolescence, so she decided to rebel and lash out at them by converting to Islam, hoping it would bring her all the attention she was missing. However, it didn’t really work, all that happened was that she got married to a crazy Muslim who ended up acting out the theme song of Islam (Ke$ha’s “Blow”) aboard a bus.

Now, Lewthwaite is with al-Shabaab, believed to be one of their main financiers and weapons importers. When she isn’t hanging around seventh-century savages with AK-47′s, she’s on Twitter, trying to bring the 7th century to the social media world. She often posts crude rants against the “kuffar” (infidels), and has even criticized other jihadis who she didn’t feel were committed enough to the cause. However, unlike her, some of those jihadis have since given their lives for the cause while she generally sits at a computer. However, that all changed on September 21, 2013.

Lewthwaite felt like she needed to take the advice her parents had given her through her last name, and felt that sitting at a computer wouldn’t help her achieve her weight loss goals. According to educated speculation from Kenyan authorities, she and several of her al-Shabaab BFFs decided to plot an attack together. The target was the Westgate mall in Nairobi, Kenya.

It is unknown whether or not Lewthwaite actually went in, but an individual matching her description was spotted among the attackers. The jihadis stormed the mall, shooting anyone who could not recite the Qur’an or name the mother of Muhammad, pigs be upon him. They let all the Muslim shoppers go, but shot all the kuffar to death. One of the attackers was reported as saying, “All Muslims leave… we only want to kill non-Muslims.” Between Muslims and innocents, there have been 68 deaths in the incident so far, and there are still currently many gunmen (including possibly Lewthwaite) inside the mall, with an unknown number of hostages. The assault does seem to match Lewthwaite’s M.O., since she perpetrated a grenade attack in 2012 and there were numerous grenades thrown in the mall.

An al-Shabaab Twitter account (yes, they have electricity in Kenya and Somalia) tweeted: “Sherafiyah lewthwaite aka samantha is a vrave [sic] lady! were happier to have her in our ranks!” Well, if the security forces have their way, she’ll soon be among the ranks of the not-so-dearly departed or the prison population. However, if the reports are false and Lewthwaite isn’t in the mall, there’s no telling where she will show up next, or how many will die in her next plot.

Vote for whichever of these ass-lifters is most deserving of the dishonor.

Omar Shafik Hammami, infamous American convert jihadist who plotted a plethora of deadly terror attacks for Islamist militant group al-Shabaab, claimed to be fighting to establish an Islamic caliphate under sharia law.

Aishah Azmi, teaching assistant who refused to remove the niqab (ninja costume) because an unrelated male teacher was in the room with her, caused a huge legal commotion when she was fired.

Montasir Nasr Ishag, charged at police with a sword screaming “Allahu Akbar” while high on meth.

Samantha Lewthwaite, British convert to Islam believed to be involved in the deadly jihad attack on the Kenyan mall as well as numerous other terror attacks.

Mohamed Benalel Merah, Algerian father whose son shot up a Jewish school in France before killing three French soldiers. Merah sued France for killing his armed and dangerous son during the bloody jihad rampage.

Ali Afifi, pickpocket who amputated both of his hands by allowing a train to run over them so as to render unto himself the sharia punishment for theft.

Fatty fatty fatty

For those who think that America and Islam can coexist, this one will prove you wrong. Kansas City, Missouri attorney Ahsan Latif grew up in Lexington (no matter which state a city of this name is located in, they are all kinda stereotypically small-town and a bit redneck.) However, he didn’t turn out to be a Wal-Mart shopper who lives in a trailer. Instead, he became a Quranderthal who wants Muslims to be able to practice sharia in the United States.

Latif began offering sharia-based legal counseling and legal services through his firm on matters such as divorce, inheritance, and finances. He stated: “The way I look at it, the best possible thing I can do is go out there and represent myself and my religion in the best way possible with my clients and in the community.” Though sharia is representative of the ultra-violent religion of Islam, perhaps it’s not the best face to put on for the community. You know, not everyone’s into hanging gay people or cutting off hands for petty crimes. Latif also commented, “It’s a way of allowing Muslims to fulfill their faith commitment and also at the same time getting comfortable with lawyers and law.” Maybe Muslims should get comfortable with AMERICAN law, since they live in AMERICA. If they want sharia, they should stay in countries that have it. A nation with two parallel systems will crumble from within.

Latif has received many criticisms of the changes in his practice. “When these issues come up, the average person in America doesn’t have the context of understanding, and it becomes much more ‘out there’ than it is,” he feebly attempted to rebut. I doubt there’s much to misunderstand about cutting off hands, taking away the woman’s voice in marital matters, or honor violence. “…[Sharia law] gets tied up in what people are doing overseas, and it becomes something ‘other’ or ‘dangerous,’ when, in reality, it’s a difference between cultural practices.” I’d say allowing wife-beating (Qur. 4:34), killing gays, and lashing uncovered women is more than a simple “difference between cultural practices,” it’s the difference between civilized society and 7th-century barbarism. Unfortunately, Latif’s brain can’t quite wrap itself around that blatantly obvious fact.

Why does the religion of peace have such a strange obsession with assault rifles?

Somali-based terror group al-Shabaab is cowardly. Instead of waging warfare in the open, they instead plot coordinated jihad strikes, lying in wait until the perfect moment to assault the kuffar (infidels). Sheikh Abdiasis Abu Musab is al-Shabaab’s military spokesman. And yes, he’s a sheikh, a learned holy man of Islam. However, he isn’t preaching the peace that liberals want you to believe Islam is about – he preaches jihad, and praises the slaughter of innocent kuffar.

In 2012, the Somali army (with the help of Kenyan forces) engaged al-Shabaab in the Battle of Kismayo. Musab was one of al-Shabaab’s military leaders in the battle, and shortly before the confrontation, he had announced that the terror group would be switching to more guerrilla tactics and less open confrontation. The Somali forces launched a surprise attack on the Islamist-controlled city of Kismayo, and encountered strangely little jihadi resistance. During the fight, Musab announced over the radio that al-Shabaab was winning, when they were really getting their asses handed to them. He even tried to tell citizens to evacuate into the army’s line of fire. However, the city was soon taken by the army and the remaining jihadis fled with their tails between their legs. Since it’s Somalia aka the shittiest country on the planet, looting began immediately due to the lack of local government present. A few jihadis crept back into the city and planted bombs over the next few days, but did not succeed in displacing the remaining troops.

“Early this morning the Somali mujahideen (jihadis) and infidels exchanged a battle…” Musab stated after a clash with Ethiopian forces in early 2013. “We’ve learned how to fight Ethiopians; we can also ruin their lines…” Ethiopian security and intervention forces have been clashing with al-Shabaab for the past few years in Somalia, where the rule of law is as existent as Allah (hint: Allah doesn’t exist.) al-Shabaab has been using land mines against Ethiopian security convoys and throwing grenades, creating a tense and dangerous atmosphere. However, Musab has since demanded another change of strategy.

After the deadly jihad attack on the Westgate Mall in Nairobi, Kenya, Musab made a press release. “The Kenyan Mujahideen who were trained by Osama in Afghanistan, stop throwing grenades at buses,” Musab commanded. “We need a huge blow against Kenya. Hand grenades hurled can harm them but we want huge blasts.” If you want huge blasts, go watch a Michael Bay movie, those are like 90 minutes of non-stop explosions. Perfect for Muslims, might I say. Musab also taunted the Kenyan government after president Uhuru Kenyatta firmly promised retribution against al-Shabaab: “Where will Uhuru Kenyatta get the power with which he threatened us? His forces are the weakest in Africa. We have been fighting Kenyan forces for two years… If Uhuru wants peace from us, he should withdraw his troops [security and humanitarian forces] from Somalia… Uhuru, threatening and bluffing are nothing, take your own AK-47 and meet us at the frontline.” Hopefully al-Shabaab is soundly defeated, and Kenyatta’s dream of a peaceful Kenya is realized.

Uhh…

Today’s post is kind of a WTF moment in several ways. It’s about a British Muslim convert who posed for some truly bizarre photos (see above) and had plotted a jihad attack against prince Harry. However, many months after his plot, he’s still not behind bars and getting media attention for the strange photograph found on his website.

In Islam, a woman’s legs are considered al-awra, or an intimate area. Muslimahs are told not to show their legs in public, hence why they wear the Islamic ninja costume. It’s quite likely the oh-so-devout Ashraf Islam, born Mark Townley, went to a Hooter’s (or the UK equivalent thereof) and told a couple of the staff he’ pay them if they took a few pictures wearing bedsheets with him. Islam only wishes he could get women with legs like that to be his wives (his not-sexist-at-all religion allows men to take up to four wives.) However, I doubt any woman would touch him with that hideous feces-colored growth on his chin.

After the jihad slaying of soldier Lee Rigby, Islam felt it was his turn to contribute to jihad. He disagreed with the “soft target” chosen by Rigby’s killers and felt a much more spectacular homicide was in order. His target? Prince Harry, in what he codenamed “Operation Regal.” Islam planned on stealing a gun from one of the prince’s bodyguards and using it to shoot him at close range. Islam claimed Harry had “blood on his hands” because of his military service in the middle east. However, he kinda cut his own plans short by walking into a police station and publicly announcing the details of his plot. He was taken into custody, but was released pending his trial.

Islam’s personal life is a trainwreck. He has used numerous aliases in the past, and always seems to have run-ins with law enforcement. He lost a lot of money or his family as Mark Townley, causing his wife and children to leave him. He then decided to make it so no other woman would ever love him by sprouting feces-colored pubes from his chin and converting to the world’s most sexist religion. Somehow, even after the financial losses he incurred with his family, he was able to move to Dublin and afford trips to Egypt, Malaysia, and Thailand. In Thailand, he spent the ten days prior to when he planned the shooting to research Harry’s bodyguards and their movement patterns. When he flew back to the UK, he realized he’d probably be a terrible assassin, and turned himself in.

Ugly AND crazy. What a winning combination.

First off, this post marks the one-year anniversary of YDM, so of course it’s gonna be a big and extreme one. Thanks to everyone who reads the site and shares it with their friends and family – without your support, I would have quit months ago. Without further ado, let’s dive into the warped mind of Aussie imam Feiz Mohammad!

Mohammad, of Lebanese descent, is your typical seventh-century relic that somehow ended up in modern-day Australia. He has absolutely no capacity to function in western society and instead chooses to remain in his comfort zone among his fellow Quranimals, much like a feral cat in an unfamiliar environment. Mohammad has shown himself to be opposed to pretty much every facet of our modern lifestyle, and continues to spew depraved ramblings about how uncovered women deserve to be raped and how western society is comparable to a smelly toilet.

In front of over 1,000 people who paid to attend his lecture, Mohammad guaranteed he wouldn’t get laid for the remainder of his pathetic life. “A victim of rape every minute somewhere in the world,” Mohammad began, before putting his foot in his mouth. “Why? No one to blame but herself. She displayed her beauty to the entire world… Strapless, backless, sleeveless, showing their legs, nothing but Satanic skirts, slit skirts, translucent blouses, miniskirts, tight jeans: all this to tease man and appeal to his carnal nature.” Uhh, Satanic skirts? What the hell even are those?!

Basically, Mohammad is absolving men of any blame for their violent actions against women, and also debasing and dehumanizing both men and women at the same time. He’s saying that women can’t dress in liberated ways because ravenous men who have no self-control or moral judgment whatsoever can’t help but rape them. Perhaps someone who is forever-alone like Mohammad experiences these savage rape impulses, but most non-Muslim men respect women and know how to keep it in their pants, unlike how Mohammad makes men out to be. It’s time our seventh-century friends got up with the times. The fact is, rape is NOT the victim’s fault. If a man can’t keep himself under control, he should be kept away from people he would victimize, plain and simple.

“There was pressure on Muslim women to unveil,” Mohammad said. “They [men] want you to be available for their gross, disgusting, filthy abomination! They want you to be a sex symbol!” If a woman wants to be a sex symbol, more power to her. I get the feeling that the thought of women having power makes Mohammad a bit uncomfortable…

Of course, Mohammad wasn’t finished humiliating himself. “Would you put this sheep that you adore in the middle of hungry wolves?” Mohammad asked the crowd. “No… It would be devoured. It’s the same situation here. You’re putting this precious girl in front of lustful, Satanic eyes of hungry wolves. What is the consequence? Catastrophic devastation, sexual harassment, perversion, promiscuity.” Oh no, promiscuity! Surely the aforementioned catastrophic devastation will ensue when people become sexually responsible and make their own decisions about their sex lives instead of letting an ancient fairytale tell them who they shouldn’t sleep with! As for men having lustful, Satanic eyes – again, Mohammad underestimates the men of the west. Unlike sex-crazed Muslims who Mohammad basically admits can’t control themselves around women by virtue of this speech, most western men are raised well and taught to show women the respect they deserve.

In various sermons and lectures, Mohammad has called infidels “kafirs” and likened them to “filth” and “dirt.” Gee, thanks. Glad to know that a seventh-century ingrate has such a high opinion of me. If you thought that was bad, what he says about Jews is infinitely worse. He calls Jews both “pigs” and “descendants of pigs,” which comes from the Qur’an. He also laughed while making snorting noises and discussing the murder of Jews; “Jews are pigs that will be killed at the end of the world.” Again, that has basis in the Qur’an. Religion of peace, folks.

What’s most disturbing about this Muslim is his attempt at giving parenting advice. For one, someone so out of touch with reality should not be seen as an authority when it comes to raising children. However, Mohammad tried to give it a shot, telling parents to “put in their [child's] soft, tender heart the zeal of jihad and the love of martyrdom.” What is it with Muslims and wanting to die?! Seriously, call a suicide hotline, don’t blow yourself up! Life is good, and there are no virgins waiting for you on the other side! It is unknown how many young, impressionable minds have been twisted by Mohammad’s ideology of violence.

Dutch politician Geert Wilders is an outspoken critic of Islam, and released a controversial movie titled Fitna outlining the dangers of Islamization. Wilders has also given numerous speeches that aren’t friendly to sharia. Of course, this threw Mohammad into a raging, foaming-at-the-mouth frenzy. In an internet chat room, he called upon his fellow Muslims to kill the infidel Wilders. Why? “Anyone who mocks our learning, laughs at the Islam [sic] and degrades it must enter death – decapitate him, cut off his head.” That’s the only way the religion of peace will have it. Other extremist Islamic clerics who still pretend to be moderate immediately criticized Mohammad’s death fatwa, though no action was taken as far as keeping him from preaching at Auburn’s Ahlus Sunnah Wal Jama’ah Islamic Center.

Part 2 on this unbelievably backward Muslim will be online in a few weeks. Until then, Australia Week will continue, followed by Islamic RAGE Week! Thanks again, everyone, for your continued support!

Abdul Nacer Benbrika with his extensive collection of child-porn fairytales

“According to my religion, jihad is a part of my religion and what you have to understand is that anyone who fights for the sake of Allah, when he dies, the first drop of blood that comes from him out all his sin will be forgiven.”

Everything that attracts a large number of westerners seems to become a target for Islamic terrorists. From office buildings to airports, all sorts of places have been selected as locations to carry out jihad attacks. Now we can add a cricket stadium to that list. By “cricket stadium,” I don’t mean a terrarium for Japanese bug-fighting, I’m referring to a large arena where people play a weird version of the infinitely-superior sport of baseball. Specifically, the Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia was targeted by Algerian-born terrorist Abdul Nacer Benbrika, also known as sheikh Abu Bakr, and his co-conspirators. Of course, the stadium is still standing and the idiot Muslims are locked up, as they should be.

After overstaying his visa by a margin of years, Benbrika fought against deportation. During his hearings, he claimed he loved the “Australian lifestyle,” which, as we know now, was a complete lie. He married in 1992 and spawned seven young. After 9/11, Benbrika was rejected by the highly-scrutinized mainstream mosques of Australia after his preaching started to raise eyebrows. Instead of toning it down, he instead took his message underground, and was able to find plenty of willing Islamic ears to listen to his hatred. “[Sheikh] Osama bin Laden, he is a great man,” Benbrika once stated. “Osama bin Laden was a great man before 11 September, which they [westerners] said he did it, until now nobody knows who did it.” Uhh, it was Muslims, duh.

In 2005, Benbrika and several of his congregation became the subject of an anti-terror investigation. When the Australian government had gathered enough evidence to round the Muslims up, one of the Muslims opened fire on police. He was shot non-lethally, and Benbrika was taken into custody along with sixteen of his followers on charges of terrorism. It became clear that Benbrika was the spiritual leader of the group. The group had been hoarding explosive chemicals and was in the process of building a bomb they had dubbed the “mother of Satan.”

After his arrest, Benbrika engaged in taqiyya (deception) to attempt to weasel his way out of the charges. “I am teaching my brothers here the Qur’an and the Sunnah, and I am trying my best to keep myself, my family, my kids and the Muslims close to their religion.” Though not forthcoming about what his lessons entailed, he was actually doing just as he said – he was teaching them to wage jihad fisabilillah against the kuffar (infidels), as is commanded in the Qur’an. He taught them the “virtue” of martyrdom and that the world is divided into two houses – the house of Islam (dar al-Islam) and the house of war (dar al-harb.) The “peace and tolerance” liberals claim Islam is all about was conspicuously absent from the sheikh’s teachings. However, he did share this gem of cultural integration: “There are two laws: an Australian law and an Islamic law.”

Now, Australians, this next part is really going to anger you. It turns out that Benbrika had been received welfare for 19 years, during which time he had been plotting jihad against the very people who funded his life. Another great example of your taxpayer dollars hard at work funding people who totally want to live in the west and be a part of society.

This post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised.

Yes, this Muslim has “ham” in his name. The irony is quite delicious.

Australian Muslim Bassam Hamzy could never stay out of trouble. He was the leader of the Muslim Brotherhood gang (not to be confused with the political movement of the same name) and began to build a criminal career. Like most young gangsters seeking to prove themselves, Hamzy felt he needed to demonstrate his loyalty and willingness to do anything for the gang. For him, that meant killing a rival gang member. Like most violent criminals, however, Hamzy wasn’t particularly adept at evading capture. He ended up behind bars in 1998, and the Muslim Brotherhood gang mixed with numerous other mostly-Islamic gangs to become the crime superpower known as Brothers 4 Life. Now 34, Hamzy is getting in even more trouble with the law. Even behind bars, this Muslim managed to pull the strings of what has become Australia’s most dangerous criminal empire.

Described as an “al Qaeda devotee,” Hamzy has always remained under strict supervision while behind bars. After remaining in communication with gang members using his visits, he was moved to a higher-security area. However, it is believed he blackmailed and threatened prison security personnel into allowing him to communicate with Brothers 4 Life members outside the prison. What did he do with this limited communication enabled by a cellphone that had been smuggled to him? Call his family members? Nope, he organized drug runs, kidnappings, and hits. What an upstanding human being. He also reportedly tried to engage in dawah (Islamic evangelism) behind bars, trying to convert his fellow inmates to become jihadists. With his new BFFs, he plotted an escape, which ended up getting him transferred to an even higher-security facility.

In one call Hamzy made, which was recorded by police, he asked the gang member to whom he was speaking “can you slap him [a kidnapping victim] once in the face?” The Muslim thug on the other end replied, “I’ve already done it cuz, I’ve already chopped him… I’ve got blood everywhere, man.” The use of the word “chopped” suggests the typical Islamic punishment of beheading or amputation may have been utilized. Amputation was actually one of Hamzy’s preferred methods of torture.

In another call of the estimated over 15,000 he made, he told a kidnapping victim “I’m about to cut your ears off. I told you I’m going to compensate myself [for lost/stolen drugs]… the minute I give him [the kidnapper] the go-ahead he’s gonna cut your ears off, do you know that?” How does cutting someone’s ears off compensate you for lost drugs? Unless you’re going to sell the rapidly-decaying severed ears on the black market to cannibalistic Nigerian imams, I doubt there’s much use for ears. Plus, the scene would imaginably be very bloody and require significant cleanup to both get rid of the smell and as a forensic countermeasure. In another call, Hamzy was recorded as saying “Next time I’ll take his ears and make them into a necklace.” In yet another call, Hamzy told one of his associates who was holding a kidnapping victim hostage, “Let me speak to him before you cut his ears off, so he can hear what I’m saying.” Also, I don’t understand Hamzy’s fascination with ears. Maybe it’s some weird fetish.

“He’s lucky I don’t put a bullet in his head… If I ever have to come up there again, I’m gonna cut all his fingers off,” Hamzy said in another call, directly inspired by Qur. 8:12. I’m not sure if the thick Muslim has realized it yet, but he is imprisoned. He was never able to go “up there” in the first place, and there’s no way in hell he’ll ever be able to cut anyone’s fingers off except possibly his own.

In November 2013, Brothers 4 Life internally imploded, as contact with Hamzy had dwindled and they were lost without their dear leader. The gang members began targeting each other and each other’s families in hits, resulting in a bunch of dead Muslims and a bunch more with holes in them (including the gang’s one Christian member who was only accepted because he was personally invited by Hamzy.) Most of the gang’s leadership figures are either in a morgue or a jail cell right now, and Bankstown’s streets are immensely safer.

Ahmed Tuma could afford to lose a few pounds

Violent homophobia: it’s in the Qur’an and Hadith. The “prophet” Muhammad himself, pigs be upon him, even said of gay sex “execute the one who does it and the receiver.” (Hadith: al-Tirmidhi, Sunan 1:152) The penalty for sihaq (lesbian sexual activity) in Islam depends on whether or not the “perpetrators” are married. If they are unmarried, they will be lashed repeatedly, if they are married, they will be stoned to death. Nebraskan Muslim Ahmed Tuma’s sister was a lesbian who had integrated into western society and was living a normal life, free of the threat of hell hanging over her head for loving someone. This was unacceptable to the devout Tuma (not to be confused with “tumor”), and he felt it was his religious obligation to correct his sister’s ways when she brought her female fiancee home with her.

Tuma recruited a homophobic non-Muslim friend of his to help him with the plot against his sister. When his sister and her fiancee got to the house, Tuma and his friend ambushed them. Tuma was wielding a crowbar and began making death threats against the women, who fled into their car. Tuma smashed the vehicle repeatedly with the crowbar as the vehicle accelerated in reverse. The women called police shortly thereafter. Tuma and his accomplice got into their truck and repeatedly rammed into the fleeing car before the women caught a lucky break and were able to get away. They promptly contacted police. It didn’t take long for the violent Muslim and his homophobic hick friend to end up in the back of a police car.

When asked about his motive, Tuma told police he was angry with his sister because she had violated Islamic teachings by being with another woman. He also said that her lesbianism was “shameful” to the family. No. Just no. You know what’s shameful, you 7th-century savage? Attacking someone for being capable of love because an ancient book about a pedophile told you that homosexuality was bad. Tuma ended up being a tremendously ironic failure – he ended up shaming his family by trying to prevent exactly that from happening. His Islamic mind just couldn’t wrap itself around the fact that we in the west recognize gays & lesbians are awesome and there’s nothing wrong with homosexuality. Hopefully Tuma’s sister and her fiancee have an amazing wedding. Part of Tuma’s punishment should involve being forced to watch the wedding while gagged and wearing a straitjacket.

Yasmin el-Beih

Compared to most of the seventh-century primitives I feature on here, Egyptian Muslimah Yasmin el-Beih is surprisingly modern and westernized. She’s an ardent feminist and supporter of LGBT equality, and doesn’t even wear the ridiculous Islamic ninja costume. She’s even proudly single, sexually liberated, and educated. Why is she on here, then, if she’s a shining example of Muslims making progress toward cultural modernization? Because of this site. When she stumbled upon YDM one day, apparently her period prematurely began and she became uncharacteristically spiteful toward the truth. Here are some screencaps from her Twitter of her (over)reaction to the uncomfortable truths of her religion I write about.

Her reaction to YDM didn’t end there, either. She writes for Prime Cairo, an online magazine focusing on cultural matters relevant to Egypt’s capitol. Of course, she saw a prime (no pun intended) opportunity to whine about “Islamophobia” and paint Muslims as victims. Illegitimate grievance-mongering is a common Islamic pastime. At least I don’t think el-Beih got paid for the completely erroneous piece she wrote about YDM. You can read the full thing here, but here are a few downright silly excerpts that probably came about from el-Beih’s uncontrolled Muslim rage upon seeing the phrase “pigs be upon him.”

“[YDM] basically attempts to attribute all modern-day evil to a group of people who share the belief system that there is one God and Mohamed [pigs be upon him] is his prophet.” Uhh, not true. I have NEVER denied the violence perpetrated by non-Muslims, be it religiously-driven or not. I just focus on Muslims because the overwhelming majority of religious violence worldwide ironically comes from the “religion of peace.” El-Beih’s next absurd accusation is that I claimed “pedophilia is an Islamic invention” – she linked to the pedophiles and child abuse category as “evidence” for her false claim. I’ve never made such an idiotic statement as saying that Muslims invented pedophilia and/or have cornered the market on it – the Catholics also have a tendency to like ‘em young, there’s no denying that. She also accuses me of “fat-shaming,” but honestly, what else are you supposed to call someone who’s upward of 400 pounds aside from a “colossal hambeast”? A “two-seater” in reference to how they have to travel on airplanes? That’s just lame by comparison.

El-Beih is also insecure as shit and has trouble maintaining relationships. She probably takes pride in being single because of a deep-seated refusal to acknowledge her relationship shortcomings. El-Beih wrote in a comment on a friend’s blog, “I was deciphering an e-mail… from a lover on purpose for hints of insincerity before I read this [blog post], when the guy has actually made it blatantly clear he likes me.” Seriously? If a dude likes you and you like him back, go for it, don’t second-guess the relationship to death! I can totally see el-Beih being one of those old cat ladies when she gets older. She continued in that aforementioned comment, “But what does insecure me do? Create distance, find reason to back off, ruin it myself, and convince myself that he’s using me.” I could conclude this post with #pigsbeuponhim to piss el-Beih off more, but I think the popular hashtag #foreveralone is definitely more fitting to describe this emotional Muslimah.

Happiness is a journey… and this angry Muslim is walking in the opposite direction.

Afghan Muslim Shayan Ahmed Khan, who now lives in Pakistan, is in dire need of a constructive outlet for his Islamic rage. Instead of spending his time doing anything useful for humanity, he instead posts pictures calling for “DEATH TO AMERICA” on Facebook. I mean, Muslims tend to be walking stereotypes, but this one kinda takes it to a whole new level. Since it’s Islamic RAGE week here at YDM, let’s dig into this Muslim’s deep-seated anger issues! Quotes have been corrected for spelling.

“Biggest terrorist is America, Israel,” Khan wrote on Facebook. “They are son of bitch, assholes, fuckwad. They will be going to hell insha’Allah. Islam is the best. ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR.” Despite his generally poor grammatical cohesion, Khan knows the word “fuckwad” and how to use it. Clearly this Muslim has his linguistic priorities all sorted out. If Islam were really the best, wouldn’t there be no way to legitimately criticize it? Instead, from where I’m sitting, I’m more inclined to say that Islam is the worst thriving religion in the world today. Other religions’ followers don’t blow themselves up for their gods. Let’s not forget all the Qur’an and Hadith passages that call for violence against infidels (kuffar) and people who commit certain “transgressions” like having sex before marriage. If Islam is the best at anything, it’s the best at being savage.

“Eat like a pig, live like a pig, faggot assed fat American, shit faced shit eating shitters, long live shitland… go cougar ass country… fuckin cowards!!” Let’s see what we have here. A homophobic slur, lots of shit, and references to pigs. The choice insults used in the Qur’an, which are primarily directed at Jews, also make use of porcine imagery as Khan does. I wonder where he got the inspiration… oh wait, maybe one of the books every Muslim has read. “These Britains, America and Israel knows nothing but ‘FUCK,’ barking like dogs, that sees nothing, OINK-OINK like pigs that hasn’t been fed. WoOOhHH…!!! What a SHAME to you all America of IGNORANCE & ILLITERACY!!!” Uhh, dude, you’re from Afghanistan and you’re criticizing the US about its illiteracy rate?! Wow. Just… wow. Again, Khan used imagery of nejis (ritually unclean) animals (dogs and pigs) in his feeble attempt at an insult. I’m pretty sure the average third-grader could think of more creative jabs than Khan’s repetitive howling.

The crazed ranting doesn’t end there. “You ass-jabber… assholes fatasses…!! I hate you and fuck you all. I piss on your country!” Ass-jabber? Is that supposed to be some weird Islamic anti-gay slur? Whatever it is, it’s more incomprehensible than insulting. Khan really needs anger management classes – insulting people really isn’t his strong suit.

Ileys Omar

Seattle Somali Muslim Ileys Omar’s panties are in a bunch. The headbag-wearing Muslimah took a job at Hertz rental car company shuttling people to and from the lot. Everything was fine until the shift supervisors started realizing the Muslim employees weren’t clocking out for prayer breaks. Company policy was quickly rectified to ensure that all breaks would be counted as time off the clock, since the employees weren’t productive during that time. Wanting to get paid for lifting her ass without becoming a stripper, Omar disputed the new policy – apparently bending over for Allah was more important to her than building her career.

The Hertz branch’s employees were asked to confirm their acknowledgement of the new policy. Of the 34 Muslims who worked there, only 8 agreed to clock out for prayer breaks. Omar was not one of those eight. The frustrated Muslimah commented: “We feel like we’re being punished for what we believe in.” Uhh, no, there was just a crackdown on your unauthorized breaks. It’s really no different from a company blocking access to Facebook in the office to prevent people from wasting countless paid hours. However, since religion was involved, Omar knew it was a prime opportunity to whine and vent at the company.

“It’s five minutes,” Omar said. “It’s not as big deal as the company’s making it.” Five minutes – per prayer break. During a shift, there are probably two or three breaks. It adds up. Plus, the timing of the breaks can disrupt business activity at the Hertz branch. Omar and the other Muslims who refused to comply with the new policy had their employment terminated. They then gathered a bunch of their Muslim friends and the leftist appeasers of the local Teamsters Union to stage rallies against the company, caterwauling and holding placards accusing Hertz of discrimination.

It doesn’t end there. Omar and all but one of the other terminated Muslims got in touch a local lawyer, John C. Sheridan, to draft a lawsuit against Hertz. The lawsuit alleges that “religious, race, and national origin were substantial factors in the decision to discipline and terminate Hertz Plaintiffs 1-25.” Uhh, how was race at all a factor?! Race has NOTHING to do with taking unauthorized breaks! The lawyer probably worked that in because the leftist-infested establishment of Seattle would side against anyone accused of being racist even if the allegations were blatantly false, as they are.

The crazy homophobic ones somehow always end up on gay hookup app Grindr (image is not a screenshot.)

Kosovar Muslim Kenan Teneqja moved to Brussels, Belgium, a city that is gradually being overrun by Muslims. A married father, Teneqja should have better things to do than promote jihad and spew hatred at infidels, but that’s exactly what he spends his time doing. He has also expressed support for the “prophet” Muhammad (pigs be upon him)’s marriage to a six-year-old girl. Let’s dive into this Muslim’s rage!

Teneqja posted those comments on a video in which a prominent mufti, Ismail Menk, criticized homosexuals and told Muslims to dissociate themselves from them. “You are the mos filthes person that walk on earth even the Animals dont do this,” seriously?! Tons of animal species engage in homosexual behavior. There’s nothing wrong with it. There’s nothing filthy about homosexuality; in fact, most of the gay guys I know are meticulously clean. As for there being a “cure” for homosexuality, well, anyone with half a brain knows that’s bullshit. Ask any gay person if they can change or choose their orientation and they will tell you they can’t. Only those brainwashed by ancient absolutist teachings would argue against reason on the subject.

That comment was also posted on the same video. That’s like Shazzat Hossain or Muhammad Ahmad Mankosh levels of foaming-at-the-mouth rage. Such specimens are normally only found on counterjihad Facebook pages like Allah Sucks and Islam is Shit, among others. And, uhh, was that a death threat in that grammatically-incoherent text blob of rage? Totally didn’t expect one of those coming from a Muslim… Teneqja’s condemnation of sexually-liberated women is also typical of Muslims. Seriously, a woman who’s been with a few dudes before you isn’t damaged goods; in fact, she probably knows what she’s doing! Perhaps Teneqja is like his prophet (pigs be upon him) in that he likes ‘em young – they’re more likely to be virgins that way.

The following is a Google translation of a post Teneqja made on his Facebook wall on the subject of acceptable jihad and Islamophobia: “But usually when it comes to Islam, a person is looking for the term ‘jihad’, which is a struggle for Islamic domination (the repression). If an Islamic nation crushed sample is allowed to become Jihad War.” According to Google’s translation, it looks like he’s admitting that jihad is a “struggle for Islamic domination,” not the “internal spiritual struggle” Muslims in the west claim it is when they engage in taqiyya (deception.) This boldness about the true nature of jihad is quite a ballsy move for a Muslim who lives in the west to make. Then again, Belgium is kinda spineless when it comes to addressing the problem of radical Islamists in the populace, so Teneqja knew he’d get away with it. As for Islamophobes looking to point the finger at the term jihad, as Teneqja was referencing – DUH. There’s no other religion around the world that consides blowing up infidels to be a sacred duty.

I think porky here’s reaching for some cake just off-camera in this picture

All Muslims are called to perform jihad, a holy struggle for Allah. Jihad takes many forms depending on the Muslim, ranging from blowing up innocent people to working out (at least, according to CAIR) to persecuting Christians. Malay Muslim Ibrahim bin Ali prefers the latter of those three choices. The hamplanet (portly) Muslim claims Christians are “ungrateful” for Muslims’ tolerance and kindness toward their religious practices, which until recently included the use of the word “Allah” to refer to God in many texts. Ali claims Malays, particularly those of the Muslim persuasion, are being “trodden and spat on” by Christians, though Christianity is a minority religion in Malaysia.

After controversy erupted surrounding the use of the word “Allah” in Christian texts because the word has certain spiritual connotations to Muslims, Ali realized it was his moment. “We have been compromising, we have given them leeway,” Ali said. “They [Christians] wanted the Malay Bible, we allowed them to have it… they were still not satisfied.” The head of conservative Islamist group Perkasa, Ali told many of the group’s followers, “It is better that we urge the government and the prime minister to rescind its decision to allow Malay Bibles in Malaysia!” A recent ruling forbade a Malay newspaper from suing the word “Allah” in a non-Islamic context, and Ali is hoping to ride the momentum of that decision into more subjugation of non-Muslims.

“Christianity is not a new religion – it has been around for hundreds of years,” Ali said. Uhh, try approximately 2,000, bro. “But apparently even up to today, it has no name for its God.” Is “God” not enough of a name for the god of a monotheistic religion? Aside from poking fun at Christianity, Ali’s jihad generally involves mocking others without cause. For example, he called someone who defended the rights of Christians a “pig,” and made fun of a fellow politician for not standing while speaking. The thing is – that politician is disabled. Ali also called for the burning of any Bibles that used the word “Allah,” resulting in outrage but no charges being filed.

In 2011, Ali threatened to wage “jihad” against Christians because Malaysia’s Christian community wanted to remove Islam’s status as the official religion of Malaysia. He also threatened ethnic Chinese with violence if they showed up at a political rally. The comment drew immediate criticism due to its racist overtones, and Ali apologized, claiming he had been “misunderstood.” Just like that of Barack Hussein Obama, Ali’s political career has been kept afloat by falsehoods and an unwillingness by the establishment to give his sorry ass the boot.

Anas Alatrash. H/T TMI for the story referral.

Anus Allah-Trash is a typical Palestinian terrorist. However, instead of using conventional Palestinian methods such as throwing rocks or shooting rockets at Israelis, Allah-Trash decided it would be more fun to get stabby. He approached an Israeli checkpoint near Bethlehem which was guarded by numerous Israeli soldiers. Then it got bloody.

Allah-Trash pulled out a knife and started screaming (likely “Allahu Akbar”) and running at the soldiers, who told him to stop moving. The Muslim’s fanatical charge was undeterred by words, however, and the soldiers were forced to pump him full of lead. The Muslim died as yet another “martyr” for the bloodthirsty god Allah. However, much to his disappointment, there were no virgins waiting for him after his demise.

In the days before his “martyrdom operation,” Allah-Trash posted numerous messages on Facebook suggesting he planned on killing himself. “We belong to God, and to him we shall return,” Allah-Trash posted. “Certificates from secondary school and university, master’s, and doctorate… all will go down the drain on the first night in the tomb…” That’s a typical sentiment among Muslims, who basically treat this life as though it doesn’t matter in comparison to the hereafter. How morbid. Like, seriously, why not enjoy this life instead of feeling so bound to death all the time you choose to greet the end early? Some things I will never understand.

Upon hearing of his suicide attack, Allah-Trash’s friends all congratulated him on Facebook, asking for Allah to give him the highest level of paradise (jannat al-firdaus), claiming he was a “martyr.” Many of his friends even changed their profile pictures to images of the dead Allah-Trash. Just goes to show how warped Palestinians’ sense of morality is. Allah-Trash was a mad idiot who had nothing going for him in life, so he committed suicide by cop. There’s nothing glorious or justifiable about his actions.

This post contains graphic descriptions of violence. Reader discretion is advised.

“The Caliph Al-Mahdi, the Emir of the Believers, was like a sword on the necks of the infidels, apostates, and heretics. Whenever he heard of a heretic, he summoned him, no matter what. Even when he was on his deathbed, they brought before him some treacherous heretics, who toy with religion. One of them was brought before the Caliph, who was drawing his last breath. The Caliph said: ‘By Allah, if I have only two words left, I say: Kill him! I will seal my life with ‘Kill him!” He said: ‘Kill him, and chop off his limbs, one by one, so that I will please my Lord.’ They did as he wished, and the Caliph counted the limbs and said: ‘Allah, I have done with him what pleases You. Enable me to do the same to all his ilk.’”

Egyptian Islamic cleric Mazen Sirsawi is stuck over a millennium in the past. Instead of moving forward and embracing modern, 21st-century life, Sirsawi still thinks that discovering reason should be punishable by death. Of course, his “religion of peace” has prescribed the punishment of beheading for anyone who leaves it. Noted Islamic cleric/scholar Yusuf al-Qaradawi recently stated that Islam only survived through the ages because apostasy was punishable by death; it is quite likely many who claimed to believe in it were just faking and wanted to remain whole. Sirsawi, like many other Muslims, loves his Allah fairytale so much he wants to save it from its inevitable collapse – by force.

“Beheading them [apostates] should be easier than cutting the buttons off their shirts.” Uhh, no. Beheading someone is messy – there’s layers of skin and muscle to get through before even reaching the bone, not to mention the veins and all the mess the process invariably creates. Clearly Sirsawi needs lessons from someone like Muhammad Saad al-Beshi or Yusuf Ibrahim on proper beheading technique; he knows little of the subject.

“What encouraged that criminal heretic to say that Allah has nothing to do with politics?” Sirsawi continued, clearly dragging his heels about the fact that secular democracy is the way of the future. “He saw an even greater heretic say worse things about Allah. If not for the first, the second would not have committed heresy either. But if the first heretic had been beheaded – if the court had sentenced him to death for apostasy, everybody would have known that Islam was the official religion of this country, and that nobody could affront it.” That’s blatantly false. Some people who don’t believe will speak up about their lack of belief, even if they stand alone. Their steadfastness can be just as fervent as that of believers – well, minus the whole beheading and other miscellaneous violence for Allah thing.

“Could any of those cockroaches go to Israel and talk about Judaism that way, or even talk about it in his own home?” Sirsawi posited. Actually, they’d be much better off as an atheist in Israel (where atheism is perfectly acceptable) than under sharia. Sirsawi, while trying to slander Israel, just makes himself look like the uneducated dunce he is. It gets even more insane: “Could any of those blabbermouths talk about Judaism? Could they doubt the Holocaust – that thing in which they say the Jews were massacred, and so on? If it really happened, they [Jews] deserved it.” Whoa whoa whoa there, now. You’re telling me that 6 million innocent people deserved to die – for being Jewish?! Tell me again how Islam is the religion of peace and promotes tolerance.

…in fact, that’s exactly what Sirsawi then feebly attempted to do. The lack of logic in this primitive mind is tragic, yet oddly still hysterical. “Our religion is tolerant, merciful, and all those nice things, but there is no such thing as tolerance towards what is wrong.” So basically Sirsawi is saying that there’s nothing wrong with beheading people for leaving Islam. “We have a punishment for apostates,” Sirsawi added. “There are people who deserve such a punishment.” Despite the fact that the death penalty for apostasy is written in Islamic sharia, liberals defend Islam and Muslims while criticizing capital punishment. I can’t shake my head enough.

Javidibn Bashir Alkashmiri with a Ringwraith

Kashmiri Muslim Javidibn Bashir Alkashmiri (alternately spelled Javid ibn Bashir al-Kashmiri) is a real piece of work. When his Islamic ninja friend Cheri Bernice Joan Mays discovered the YDM post about her, he jumped into action, engaging in the fascinating internet phenomenon known as “white-knighting.” Basically, white-knighting is when a male defends a female online in the hope to get her to be interested in him. However, Alkashmiri’s religion prevents much interaction between sexes, so Alkashmiri remains yet another keyboard warrior with perennial blue balls.

“When a brother/sister continuously jokes with the opposite gender & speaks when there is no need to do so (if you didn’t know this is otherwise known as socializing), even after being advised, it shows that they have no shame or respect…” Alkashmiri posted. He refrains from engaging in pleasant conversations with females online due to the harsh sharia prohibitions on gender-mixing, hence why he is #foreveralone (well, that and his hideous beard.) Of course, he dug the hole he got himself into even deeper with his embarrassing sentiments about gender-mixing, cementing his place as a man who will live out his days with nothing but his hand to comfort him: “Where is your honour? Where is your dignity? Where is your shame? Fear Allah because indeed His punishment is severe…” I’d say a more severe punishment is dying a virgin. How embarrassing.

Alkashmiri then tried to argue with me about the merits of Islam and sharia, and how it should be placed before secular democratic law. he claimed I was Christian (super typical of Muslims) before throwing around random Bible verses, which were irrelevant. He has also criticized Christianity on his own Facebook profile. Alkashmiri claims that by forcing women to cover themselves, rape rates will decrease. Uhh, no. That’s placing the blame on the VICTIM. The ATTACKER is the one at fault, but a misogynistic Muslim like Alkashmiri can’t accept the fact that men are the ones solely responsible for rape. A woman wearing a short skirt is NOT “asking for it” or anything of the sort!

Alkashmiri also claims that the west is “degrading [the woman] to a status of a concubine and a mistress” by allowing women to wear what they want. I’d say Islam degrades women by taking away their equality and their ability to be seen, and smothering their dignity behind a veil of cloth. Defeated, Alkashmiri then flung random Qur’an verses and various sexist crap criticizing sexual liberation before claiming “Well AIDS is an answer to you by [the] Almighty!” AIDS? As in Alkashmiri’s condition, Advanced Islamic Derangement Syndrome? AIDS is not a divine punishment, or whatever this crazy Muslim says it is… he needs to learn about science and secular values before trying to engage in debate against those of superior intellect.

Yep, this Muslim just said that Western governments tolerate rape. If anything tolerates rape, it’s Islam, which has a set of conditions under which taking sex slaves is considered acceptable. It would be best for this Muslim to get off the internet and perhaps try to undo the damage he’s caused by placing the blame on rape victims.

Here’s the rest of Alkashmiri’s foaming on the YDM Facebook page. I never knew that being gay pissed the Muslims off as much as insulting their prophet, pigs be upon him. Score one for #gayporn4muhammad.

He needs to learn about homosexuality from actual gay people, not 7th-century hate literature.

By “prophets,” he means “pedophiles and warlords.”

That’s the kind of thing an internet troll pretending to be a Muslim would say… but nope, this Muslim is a walking caricature of every negative stereotype about his religion.

Jimcole Jummah Ishaq Jimoh

Nigerian wannabe jihadist Jimcole Jummah Ishaq Jimoh needs therapy. His parents must not have paid attention to him as a child or something, and now infidels, especially Jews and Christians, have to deal with his relentless ranting. Though Jimoh hasn’t yet admitted to committing acts of violence for Allah, he sure doesn’t shy away from discussing and praising anti-Semitic violence.

On Facebook, Jimoh wrote “ANY CHRISTIAN who beleives dat jesus pbuh was crusify is illiterate. it mention in bible acts 13:37 but the one whom GOD raised from the dead never see decay.” Uhh, the Bible says that Jesus was crucified, and Christians believe in the Bible… tell me again how that makes them illiterate? The Qur’an doesn’t mention the crucifixion of Jesus, but idiot Jimoh apparently doesn’t realize Christians don’t read or study the Qur’an.

“ACCORDN TO QURAN AND BIBLE JESUS WAS NT A CHRISTIAN HE WAS A MUSLIM IT MENTION IN IN BIBLE BOOK OF ACTS 11:26 THE DISCIPLES OF WHERE CALLED CHRISTIAN FIRST AT ANTIOCH,” Jimoh wrote. If that were true, everyone who has ever read the Bible and believed in it would convert to Islam. Clearly that hasn’t happened, so Jimoh’s crackpot theory is kinda debunked by that alone. The Muslim then went farther off the deep end: “IF FOLOWN D PREACH OF JESUS CHRIST PBUH MAKE A PERSON A CHRISTIAN WE MUSLIM ARE MORE CHRISTIAN DAN D CHRISTIAN THEM SELF.” Uhh, no. Jesus taught tolerance and kindness to a bit of an extreme. Muslims who believe in jihad like Jimoh don’t follow the teachings of Jesus at all – unlike what Muhammad, pigs be upon him, taught in the Qur’an and Hadith, Jesus never advocated for violence against Jews or gays. Jimoh needs to study Christianity before making wild claims about it.

“GUD JOB FRM PAKISTAN TALIBAN BOMB A PROTESTANT CHURCH,” Jimoh foamed. “YA ALLAH SAVE MUSLIM OF THE WORLD FRM D JEW AND CHRISTIAN.” I have no idea why this Muslim hates Christians so much. However, his hatred of Christians pales in comparison to his hatred of Israel. “VRY SOON JIHAD AGAINST ISREAL… I AM NT AFRAID OF ISRAEL.” He also posted an image of a gun, claiming “WE MUST [SHED] D BLOOD OF JEWS IN ISREAL.” Religion of peace, folks. Completely in line with our western values and exactly the kind of people we want living among us. Jimoh also posted an image of terror cleric Anwar al-Awlaki with the comment “I BELEIVE DAT WE MADE DEM CRY SEPTEMBER 2001 9/11.” How civilized.

Let’s conclude with yet another morsel of Islamic absurdity from Jimoh: “FOOTBALL [soccer] IS NOT A way of muslim is a way of jews.”

Religion of peace LMFAO

American Muslim Abu Dujana al-Amriki, whose last name means “the American,” bit off way more than he could chew when he traveled to Syria to wage jihad. With his Magic Muslim Peace Sprayer™ (that trademark is heavily disputed by AK-47 manufacturers) in hand, al-Amriki made a video proclaiming the glory of jihad shortly before realizing his trip to Syria wasn’t such a good idea.

“We have come here from all nationalities to defend this land, this Islamic land, to spread the Sharia of Allah on the face of the earth, and to give our lives and our souls for this jihad, [incomprehensible Arabic] Jannah.” Jannah is Islamic heaven, where people who throw their lives away for their imaginary friend will allegedly be able to do things that their imaginary friend said were strictly forbidden on earth. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? “We have come to defy all kuffar [infidels],” al-Amriki continued, demonstrating the trademark Islamic finger-point throughout and never letting go of his Magic Muslim Peace Sprayer™.

“We have come to kill anyone who comes in our way.” We see Muslims like al-Amriki spewing hatred of infidels and killing them day in and day out, yet we are told by leftists to believe that Islam is a religion of peace. Personally, after having reviewed the evidence, I’d say leftists are willfully being idiots. As for killing anyone who comes in your way – that’s billions of people. I’m betting on the infidels winning this conflict…

“We’ll bring the right of Islam to rule all of the entire world,” al-Amriki said. “This is a promise from God, and we’ve come to fulfill it. Allahu Akbar!” Kinda hard to make Islam rule the entire world when you end up looking like al-Amriki did…

72 virgins… with giant penises and won’t take no for an answer.